Historical dream account · English · original text
Bath-gowns for the Duke of Wellington
William Dean Howells (1837–1920)
Impressions and Experiences (1896) · I Talk of Dreams, printed pp. 96, 97
Dreamer identified by the source: William Dean Howells
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It was only the last week, for instance, that I found myself one night in the company of the Duke of Wellington, the great Duke, the Iron one, in fact; and after a few moments of agreeable conversation on topics of interest among gentlemen, his Grace said that now, if I pleased, he would like a couple of those towels. We had not been speaking of towels, that I remember, but it seemed the most natural thing in the world that he should mention them in the connection, whatever it was, and I went at once to get them for him. At the place where they gave out towels, and where I found some very civil people, they told me that what I wanted was not towels, and they gave me instead two bath-gowns, of rather scanty measure, butternut in color and Turkish in texture. The garments made somehow a very strong impression upon me, so that I could draw them now, if I could draw anything, as they looked when they were held up to me. At the same moment, for no reason that I can allege, I passed from a social to a menial relation to the Duke, and foresaw that when I went back to him with these bath-gowns he would not thank me as one gentleman would another, but would offer me a tip as if I were a servant. This gave me no trouble, for I at once dramatized a little scene between myself and the Duke, in which I should bring him the bath-gowns, and he should offer me the tip, and I should refuse it with a low bow, and say that I was an American. What I did not dramatize, or what seemed to enter into the dialogue quite without my agency, was the Duke's reply to my proud speech. It was foreshown me that he would say, He did not see why that should make any difference. I suppose it was in the hurt I felt at this wound to our national dignity that I now instantly invented the society of some ladies, whom I told of my business with those bath-gowns (I still had them in my hands), and urged them to go with me and call upon the Duke. They expressed, somehow, that they would rather not, and then I urged that the Duke was very handsome. This seemed to end the whole affair, and I passed on to other visions, which I cannot recall.
Undated; relative phrase last week is not converted into a calendar date
Source & context
Howells presents this as his own dream in the humorous nonfiction essay I Talk of Dreams, not a laboratory diary or contemporary verbatim recording. Last week is a relative recollection with no inferred calendar date. Changes in social role, the proposed tip and the invitation to the ladies form a single account, ending when other unrecalled visions begin.
William Dean Howells (1837–1920), own recalled dream in Impressions and Experiences (New York: Harper & Brothers, 1896), I Talk of Dreams, printed pp. 96, 97. Original-edition witness: Internet Archive. This is a published recollection in a humorous nonfiction essay. Original wording and qualifications retained; descriptive title and navigation themes added by Synastry.
Undated; relative phrase last week is not converted into a calendar date; exact modern date not assigned.
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Original 1896 English edition, confirmed by printed title page and Library of Congress September 25, 1896 deposit stamp. The archive item states the Library of Congress is unaware of copyright restrictions for the item. The old published text predates 1931 and has an expired-US-copyright basis; Howells died in 1920, so ordinary life-plus-70 terms have elapsed. No modern translation or scholarly edition is used; no new CC licence or blanket worldwide clearance is asserted.
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I Talk of Dreams, printed pp. 96, 97
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